DrudgeReport runs headline that isn't fake news anti-Trump propaganda!
Drudge apologizes, begs for forgiveness...
FCC, GoogleFacebookYouTubeTwitter investigating - site may be canceled. Developing...


HARRIS: 97% CHANCE OF TAKING WHITE HOUSE
BIDEN: 92% CHANCE OF WINNING IMAGINARY SENATE SEAT
DEMOCRATS: WILL HOLD 100 SENATE SEATS, 435 HOUSE SEATS

Comrade Report


Shock poll: Biden +23 points...
Shocker poll: Biden +47 points...
Shockest poll: Biden +∞ points...
POLL: 87% of Americans don't believe polls!
Typos, HTML, grammatical errors continued plagues &1407;rudge rePErt...
Could Biden win?
Could Trump win?
MAG: Could this be the end of idiotic headlines with question marks?
Gretchen Whitmer kidnappers to pay $10 million to anyone who will take her back...
State of Michigan politely declines offer...
PAPER: Coronavirus can travel through air for 1,000s of miles!
STUDY: Coronavirus can live on surfaces for 1,000s of years!
New CDC guidelines:
  1. Don't drink any water.
  2. Don't eat any food.
  3. Don't breathe any air.
Whites abandoning Trump...
Blacks abandoning Trump...
Hispanics abandoning Trump...
Asians abandoning Trump...
Fossilized remains of Homo denisovans abandoning Trump...
Multi-headed insectoids of Beta Reticuli 7 coming to Earth just to abandon Trump...
Far-future post-humanoids traveling back in time just to abandon Trump...
Trump abandoning Trump...